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A robust blend of all things wooded and manly.
Top Notes: Sandlewood, Cedar, Vetiver
An epic island blend of sweet citruses & coconut cream.
Top Notes: Sweet Orange, Coconut
A camping trip embodied, blending woods, sweet grass, & campfire.
Top Notes: Forest Greens, Cedar, Birch, Amber
A double wake up shot of citrus & mint.
Top Notes: Lemon, Crisp Orange, Peppermint
Smooth, spicy, woody. The ultimate scent for the manliest man of men.
Top Notes: Vanilla, Cloves, & Cedar
A similar blend but on the fresher side with light woods and spices.
Top Notes: Sandalwood & Nutmeg
A one-two bunch started with spices & finished with a light touch of floral for the sweet knock-out.
Top Notes: Vanilla, Corriander, Cloves, Jasmine
A dark but fresh blend for anyone up to no good late at night.
Top Notes: Coffee, Chocolate & Peppermint
A violent whirlwind chock full of spice & citrus notes.
Top Notes: Ginger, Nutmeg, & Sandalwood
Lip Balm Flavors
Brunch Rum Punch:
Remember that scene in every movie involving a dance that has a punch bowl where somebody spikes it? Well, our Brunch Rum Punch is like that, but better, because we twisted your favorite fruit punch flavor with a bit of sweet butter rum. So yes, fruity, citrus-y, and sweet butter rum. It’s the best blend for any season.
Top Flavors: Fruit Punch, Buttter Rum
This particular lip balm is a blend of your favorite flavors for toast, baking, a million other things, and it is simply perfect. It chocolatey and creamy, and instantly reminds you of desert topped with hazelnuts. Just a reminder, don’t eat our lip balm. Seriously, you have to resist, we can only warn you so much that they’re not edible.
Top Flavors: Chocolate and Hazelnut
Some of our flavors sound like they're just crazy, but trust us when we say that coconut and mint are the perfect blend of sweet and minty cool freshness that you never knew you were craving. It’s cool and works well in the summer time, and really any other time of the year.
Top Flavors: Coconut and Mint
Yes, you can haz pancakes. In fact, we made this Lip Balm to be just what your best memory of pancakes smothered in maple syrup is like, and then we put a cap and label on it, just for you. We want our lip balms to not only protect your chapped lips but to be a guilty pleasure.
Top Flavors: Maple $%&*ing Syrup
We really decided to pull out all of the stops when it came to making our Lip Balm some of the most desirable flavors possible, and Pecan Pie is no different. This Lip Balm is pure bliss and will make you think you need to start counting calories because it is indeed that good, but your lips will thank you for the help, we promise.
Top Flavors: Vanilla, Pralines, Caramel
Now that we’re all adults and we all know the best flavored drinks; Pina Colada is high up on the list for most people. So, as it goes, if you like getting caught in the rain, and have half a brain, this’ll make you wish you were at the beach already, sipping on champagne.
Top Flavors: Fresh Pineapple and Coconut
Nothing says pure summer joy like pink lemonade. Tart, but sweet, this flavor of lip balm has it all, and works for all seasons. It's one of our favorites, and will definitely be yours as well. Bring on the summer memories!
Top Flavors: Pink Lemonade, Strawberry
Our Pom-Berry Lip Balm is a sinfully happy little mix of blueberries and pomegranates. Two of the best fruit flavors around contrasting for sweet and tart flavors, why not combine them!? We do what we want! Why the hell isn't this being done everywhere?! It's amazing!
Top Flavors: Pomegranate, Blueberry
Who doesn’t want to be a kid again? Ok, better yet, who didn’t love rootbeer floats as a kid? Well if you didn’t, we’re sorry, ‘cause we did, and we made them into Lip Balm! Seriously though, no matter the time of the year, if your lips are in need, this stuff is amazing. A little of the rootbeer, a little of the vanilla cream, and you’ve got the perfect blend for a lip balm that even the manliest of men love.
Top Flavors: Rootbeer, Vanilla Cream
This one was made was for those with a sweet tooth indeed. We blended our favorite english toffee syrups with our dark roast coffee flavor oils to come up with a deliciously blended Lip Balm. It’s sweet, but makes you feel like a cozy Sunday where you don’t have a damned thing to do but just relax. Perfect for the average joe, night owls, and coffee lovers the world over.
Top Flavors: English Toffee, Dark Roast Coffee
We made sure to abide by all the rules when it came to blending this Lip Balm, and it is indeed the cultured mix you come to expect of coffee liqueur, rum, and a dash of cream. Seriously, dude, it is the drink flavored lip balm of champions, whether your sport is bowling or otherwise.
Top Flavors: Rum, Vanilla Cream, Dark Roast Coffee, Caramel
Take a small amount, or more to your comfort level, and suds it up.
Start with a small amount as needed and work into hair. Leave in for one minute and rinse.
Apply where you'd like as needed, but start with a small dime sized amount.
Take a small amount, comb through facial hair as needed with fingers, and style it up.
Scoop a small amount and warm between fingertips. Apply to facial hair as needed, and again, style it up!
Scrape a small amount and warm between fingertips. Apply to facial hair as needed, and again, style it up!
Roll on 3-4 times, apply the night before for the most effectiveness.
Smooth on lips as needed.
Spray where you'd like as needed, just don't drown yourself in the awesomeness.
Water, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Chloride, Cocamine Oxide, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Citric Acid, Tetrasodium EDTA, Polyquaternium-7, Magnesium Nitrate, Magnesium Chloride, Methylchloroisothiaszolinone, Methylisothiazolinone, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Aloe Vera, Fragrance.
Water, Glycerin, Cyclomethicone , Vitamine E Acetate, Cetyl Alcohol, Behentrimonium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sorbitan Laurate, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Castor Oil, Factionated Coconut Oil, Hempseed Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Aloe Vera, Fragrance.
Water, Rice Bran Oil, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Shea Butter, Cetyl Alcohol, Aloe Vera, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol.
Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Castor Oil, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Hempseed Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance.
Shea Butter, Oils (Grapeseed, Sweet Almond, Castor, Factionated Coconut, Hempseed, Argan, Jojoba), Beeswax, Fragrance, Mixed Tocopherols.
Beeswax, Oils (Grapeseed, Sweet Almond, Castor, Factionated Coconut, Hempseed, Argan, Jojoba), Lanolin, Fragrance, Mixed Tocopherols.
Fractionated Coconut Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Castor Oil, Hempseed Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax, Candelilla Wax Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Lanolin, Flavor, Mixed Tocopherols.
Specially Denatured Alcohol, Dypropylene Glycol, Fragrance, Water.
Spot test for allergies, and of course, check the ingredients listed for said allergens.
With the beard balm, stache wax, deodorant, and lip balm, these products are heat sensitive, store in cool and dry area.