Ermahgerd we sell clothing too....did you know? Well now you do! We love our shirts, and the Weird Beard is our favorite design! It comes as the brain child of one of our favorite company contributors and looks swanky and badass at the same time. Respect the beard, rep the beard!
Put it on, wear it, take it off, wash it, repeat.
...Cloth...and maybe...paint. What were you expecting here, really?