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(One 8oz/236ml bottle of each)

(Two 3oz/85g sticks)

(One 2oz/59ml bottle

(Three .15oz/4.25g Sticks)

(One 1oz/30ml bottle, One 2oz/59ml Tin, Two .15oz/4.25g sticks)

(Of awesomeness)


Description
That's it! You've finally made it! This is the holy grail of grooming and gifts!  The Veta Madre (Mother Lode) is the perfect set to either keep all your grooming, cleaning, and maintenance needs on point and schedule.  It's also the perfect gift set.  Why?  This badass mother$%%#^@ comes with at least one of everything, and because you're being an above and beyond customer for choosing it, we already automatically applied a 30% discount to the order.

That's right, you saw it, but see it again, 30% OFF.

We won't go through product descriptions with this one, because if you're ready to take the plunge with this bad boy already, you should already be familiar with our products.



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Directions

Wholesoap
Take a small amount, or more to your comfort level, and suds it up.

Conditioner
Start with a small amount as needed and work into hair. Leave in for one minute and rinse.

Lotion
Apply where you'd like as needed, but start with a small dime sized amount.

Beard Oil:
Take a small amount, comb through facial hair as needed with fingers, and style it up.

Beard Balm:
Scoop a small amount and warm between fingertips. Apply to facial hair as needed, and again, style it up!

Stache Wax:
Scrape a small amount and warm between fingertips. Apply to facial hair as needed, and again, style it up!

Deodorant:
Roll on 3-4 times, apply the night before for the most effectiveness.

Lip Balm:
Smooth on lips as needed.

Cologne:
Spray where you'd like as needed, just don't drown yourself in the awesomeness.

Shirt:
Wear that $#!+ with pride!  Done trip on your own swagger though!

Scent Blends

Woodchipper:
A robust blend of all things wooded and manly.
Top Notes: Sandlewood, Cedar, Vetiver

Black Sails:
An epic island blend of sweet citruses & coconut cream.
Top Notes: Sweet Orange, Coconut

Catch Hell:
A camping trip embodied, blending woods, sweet grass, & campfire.
Top Notes: Forest Greens, Cedar, Birch, Amber

Forty Five:
A double wake up shot of citrus & mint.
Top Notes: Lemon, Crisp Orange, Peppermint

Fettersvet:
Smooth, spicy, woody. The ultimate scent for the manliest man of men.
Top Notes: Vanilla, Cloves, & Cedar

F-80:
A similar blend but on the fresher side with light woods and spices.
Top Notes: Sandalwood & Nutmeg

K.O.:
A one-two bunch started with spices & finished with a light touch of floral for the sweet knock-out.
Top Notes: Vanilla, Corriander, Cloves, Jasmine

Midnight Towers:
A dark but fresh blend for anyone up to no good late at night.
Top Notes: Coffee, Chocolate & Peppermint

Tempest:
A violent whirlwind chock full of spice & citrus notes.
Top Notes: Ginger, Nutmeg, & Sandalwood

Specs

Ingredients:

Wholesoap
Water, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Chloride, Cocamine Oxide, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Citric Acid, Tetrasodium EDTA, Polyquaternium-7, Magnesium Nitrate, Magnesium Chloride, Methylchloroisothiaszolinone, Methylisothiazolinone, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Aloe Vera, Fragrance.

Condtioner
Water, Glycerin, Cyclomethicone , Vitamine E Acetate, Cetyl Alcohol, Behentrimonium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sorbitan Laurate, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Castor Oil, Factionated Coconut Oil, Hempseed Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Aloe Vera, Fragrance.

Lotion
Water, Rice Bran Oil, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Shea Butter, Cetyl Alcohol, Aloe Vera, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol.


Beard Oil:
Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Castor Oil, Fractionated Coconut Oil, Hempseed Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance.

Beard Balm:
Shea Butter, Oils (Grapeseed, Sweet Almond, Castor, Factionated Coconut, Hempseed, Argan, Jojoba), Beeswax, Fragrance, Mixed Tocopherols.

Stache Wax:
Beeswax, Oils (Grapeseed, Sweet Almond, Castor, Factionated Coconut, Hempseed, Argan, Jojoba), Lanolin, Fragrance, Mixed Tocopherols.

Lip Balm:
Fractionated Coconut Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Castor Oil, Hempseed Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax, Candelilla Wax Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Lanolin, Flavor, Mixed Tocopherols.

Cologne:
Specially Denatured Alcohol, Dypropylene Glycol, Fragrance, Water. 

Shirt:
...Cloth...and maybe...paint.  What were you expecting here, really?

Warning:

Spot test for allergies, and of course, check the ingredients listed for said allergens.

With the beard balm, stache wax, deodorant, and lip balm, these products are heat sensitive, store in cool and dry area.

 

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